The Swinging Sword - Often Misidentified as 'The Singing Sword', this weapon thrives on a wielder who is, shall we say, generous with their affections.
The Splade - This ingenious multi-purpose killing tool is equally capable at digging treasure from the ground, or the heart out of a man.It is said to have been summoned from a black abyss by a necromancer. Souldrinker - No one knows who forged this sword.
Slimquick - The Slimquick line of weapons has achieved notoriety for the counter-intuitive way it allows users to lose weight by putting it on. Really Sharp Pair of Scissors - Hoping to cultivate a fearsome legend, blacksmith Harvey Bindle names this dastardly weapon after the scariest thing he could think of. Its popularity waned with time, as most of its owners were ultimately stabbed. Stabby was the most popular weapon for personal defence in Albion. The Merchant's Bodyguard - Created by the ancient order of Darkwood Traders, the Merchant's Bodyguard was used to protect the caravan while generating more income. The Love Sword - Created by Lawrence the Licentious (also known as Lusty Larry), who was famous for his many, many conquests, and who left behind a legacy of many, many illegitimate children. The Casanova - This weapon was developed by Reaver Industries to help some of the less outgoing members of the royal guards find love. Weapon experts agree that this is an exaggeration, and that it is in fact the 28th best weapon ever made. Beadle's Cutlass - Called 'the greatest weapon ever made' by its creator, Barnaby Beadle. Avo's Lamentation - A sister to the legendary Avo's Tear, this weapon was forged at the same time, but was lost for centuries.
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